Uh, what the fuck is up with the spam in my comments?! You losers have nothing better to do than post crap on people's blogs?! How fucking pathetic is that?! Yeah, I understand everyone has to crank out a living somehow, but sell it somewhere else. My readers carry less that $15 in cash.
Speaking of livelihoods, I'm officially disenchanted with my current job. I have done a total of 0 hours work today. My ass is killing me. Their reason for hiring me, the manager was putting in weekend hours, they were so overloaded with work.
Here I am, and suddenly all is quiet on the Eastern front... And being I believe in a day's work for a day's pay, I'm constantly asking co-workers, "Can I help you with something? Anyone need any help?" "No, no," are the inevitable replies (followed by comments hours later, "I'm totally swamped!"). Whatev.
This is a cut-throat comapany- all about the numbers. You have to make a weekly dollar quota- $3000 worth of business per individual. So you know no one's giving up the orders!
It's Thursday, and my spreadsheet has a total of zero dollars and zero cents. So today, I've developed a new philosophy: I'm going to stop looking like a jerk and work on my latest feature-length movie. It involves a bit of research and since I have nothing but time on my hands and the world-wide web at my disposal; why the hell not, m'kay? One of two things will happen, either I'll get laid off or they'll start giving me some work. Either way, I'll get a screenplay out of the deal, and be paid to write it in the interim.